So glad I could entertain with photos of homes. To be clear, the homes listed did not make the cut for us to actually go see in person. The orange carpet stopped us in our tracks. I understand that carpet can be changed, walls can be painted, wet bars can be ripped out, garage doors can be fixed and freaky glowing eyed dogs can even be sent to live with another family. I just don't want to do any of those things if I can avoid it.
So now that you know that I am a complete lazy bum, here's another gem I found for your consideration:
With this basement you can have a little bit of Vegas right in your own home! I can almost smell the cigarettes and spilled beer.